Or when you say. “I have a question.” and they reply “I have an answer.”

Or when people say “Okie dokie.” Like if you type it then I don’t give a fuck. But if I have to listen to you say it out loud I will punch myself in the face.

It just bothers me. Okay. I had a bad day at work and a guy I work with does all of these and I love him because he’s hilarious but I also want to punch him and myself in the face constantly.

via: somewhereinmaine